breast size
June 27, 2009 in Uncategorized
Breast size and personality
A recent survey carried out by an Italian scientist reports that breast size and shape has a direct relationship with women’s personality. I an article published in the German newspaper Bild , Piero Lorenzoni has managed to categorize women’s personalities and put together a taxonomy. And the winners are: melon breasts, lemon breasts, pineapple breasts, grapefruit breasts, orange breasts and pear breasts. Take a good look at your own and see where you fit the best.
Melon breasts are supposed to belong to women who appear to be motherly, but what they really enjoy in fact is eating and being spoiled.
Lemon breasts belong to livelier women, they tend to be perky and full of life. They seem to have a good sense of humor and enjoy life.
Pineapple breasts belong to women who seek both to achieve a career and a fulfilling family life. They are faithful women, who remain with the beloved one for a long period of time.
Grapefruit breasts indicate that the lady who carries them loves to spoil her partner and prefers tenderness over sex.
Orange shaped-breasted women run with no better luck about preferring sex. They rather have tender than sexual moments with their partners.
Lorenzoni claims that anybody can predict a woman’s personality considering the shape and size of the breasts, a whole new dimension to the widespread notion that the bigger the breast size, the better. Lorenzoni, a sexologist, recommended men to consider this taxonomy before approaching a woman, so they will know what is coming!